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Below, is a top 25
reasons why you know that you are an Adventure Studies
junkie. This top 25 was created by our own Sandi, so
everyone get ready cause here comes #25!
25) You
moon off a cliff and think that it's funny
24) You really appreciate "tighty whites" and
swim trunks
23) When everyone, and I mean everyone tells dirty jokes
(Don't forget to lick your fingers!)
22) You stir your coffee with a stick and don't think
twice, a little dirt never hurt anyone
21) You play Psychologist for hours, the entire time
ripping on someone who doesn't realize it, and still
probably doesn't realize it
20) You get 40 feet off the ground on a log and dance
around. Oh yeah, it's the middle of January
19) You find it more appealing to show off your bruises
than Prom pics, there are more bruises anyway
18) Your idea of fun on a Sunday afternoon is crawling
around underground with the spiders, bats, and
dirt...lots of dirt
17) You thought that you were safe in the woods, but then
you learn about the Radioactive Raccoons. Watch out, they
will bite your head off!
16) You come back to real life and forget how to drink
out of a cup and dribble all over yourself.
15) You buy new rock gear, the latest tent, and the best
stuff sac with your savings. Who needs college when you
can climb!
14) You see Jamie walking around in her underwear and it
doesn't the least bit phase you, Dan did it the day
before
13) A shelter with stuff from the '60s written on it
becomes luxury
12) You actually (gasp) start to like (gasp) country
music
11) You find wood particularly funny. Then again,
anything is funny after spending 5 days in the woods
10) You start making Moo Moo Cow noises when Pankuch
isn't around
9) You and your friends go out to rock climb on Saturday
night, oh yeah, and your friends are the people in this
class
8) You play a card game in which we are all black,
despite our former race, Goo Replaces the swearing, and
you can't wait for a POO time because you have to burp
that bad
7) Food is no longer just food. It is a serious game
where much is at stake
6) When mud is no longer mud. It is a pit to get stuck
in, throw in, and when you eat it, "horse shit"
takes on a whole new meaning
5) You eat, breath, and sleep adventure studies. After a
while, you don't mind
4) You get a prize for taking a crap. There is no
shame....
3) You are white trash. There's no use in fighting it, we
go away from society (for fun) every weekend to walk
around in the woods with everything we own on our backs.
That is so white trash!
2) You can't wait to sit around the fire at night, look
at the stars, and watch Chris' gas explode
1) You thought you had seen everything, then you see your
teacher's ass. Now you've seen everything
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